Rance & Rancette Go to Starbucks
Topic: Rance & Rancette
Note from Rancette: I'm kind of excited about RDD's new contest on Rance's site. I submitted an entry which didn't follow the rules though, so I'm working on another one. Also, it will be posted here after everything is announced, so it won't interfere with the contest.

In other news, sorry that I couldn't continue Trigger Week. Maybe I'll post later about movies that copy each other, but not this week.

Now, here is another edition of Rance & Rancette.


Phone conversation between Rance & Rancette:

RANCE
I can't believe it's over.

RANCETTE
You mean Pardon the Interruption?

RANCE
Yeah. Hey, meet me in Starbucks in 20, okay?

Starbucks.

RANCETTE
You didn't say which location.

RANCE
But you knew which one I was talking about.

RANCETTE
Shouldn't you wear sunglasses when you go out in public? Won't somebody recognize you?

RANCE
When you wear sunglasses, people are more prone to examine you.

RANCETTE
I never thought of that.

RANCE
I think you know why we're meeting.

RANCETTE
Are you going to confess your undying love for me?

RANCE
Sorry, I already did that. Last night on my date with Angelina Jolie.

RANCETTE
Oh, come on, you're not really back together, are you?

RANCE
What's it to you? I think it's sick that you have a crush on someone like me. I've had more flops than Ben Affleck, but I can't even seem to get any bad press.

RANCETTE
Are you saying you're back with Angie for the publicity then?

RANCE
Look, I didn't come here to discuss my personal life.

Rancette sighs.

RANCETTE
So what do you want then?

RANCE
Look, they know I've done a bit of writing before. And I've been hired to write Pardon the Interruption the movie.

RANCETTE
Congratulations!

RANCE
Only thing is, I just don't have it in me. Are you jealous that they chose me and not you?

RANCETTE
No, of course not. I'm just glad I was a part of it in some minute way.

RANCE
Well, how about ghostwriting? I'll pay you seventy-five percent of what they're giving me. My name goes on the script. It would be good experience for you.

RANCETTE
Well, I think it would hurt to see you get all the credit for something I've done, Billy Bob. But it's a deal.

Angelina Jolie pulls up in a red mini-convertible.

RANCE
I thought you were in Sudan!

ANGELINA
I thought you wanted to get back together! I caught you red-handed with some chick who...

RANCE
Angie, calm down. She's just helping me write some script.

ANGELINA
What script?

RANCE
Pardon the Interruption!

ANGIE
Liar!

RANCE
I can't take this anymore!!

ANGIE
Neither can I! I'm taking Maddox back to Cambodia with me and you will never see the child I'm pregnant with.

RANCETTE
Billy Bob, I just had a revelation! Angelina would be perfect as Anna.

RANCE
Honey, do you want to be in the movie? It's about a girl who discovers secrets from her long-lost past. Rancette here is writing the script.

Angelina Jolie signs on to play the role of Anna, instead of being in Tomb Raider 3. Pardon the Interruption is a such a big hit that Billy Bob & Angie's marriage stays intact for the time being. A&BB call the baby Anna Montoya Thornton.