Topic: Rance & Rancette
Help me celebrate my one month anniversay of blogging!
I made sure the next installment of Rance & Rancette was available for this special occasion. Thank you for joining me.
What about all those posts about all those different
places you were visiting? You were too old and
decrepit to travel in your condition, Marlon.
Ha, ha, gotcha now!
Rancette, those were memories from my younger days.
Everything I write really happened, but it was a
really long time ago.
Hmm, so everyone has been obsessed over a has-been
Hollywood star and events that happened 30 years
ago or more.
Some consider me to be the greatest actor of all time.
You were in a few good films. But Streetcar Named
Desire ranks as one of the most tragic excuses
for a film in my book. Vivan Leigh's southern
accent is deplorable!
But I was wonderful in On the Waterfront.
And the Godfather!
And admit my chest was in very good shape in Streetcar
Named Desire, even if the film is overrated, if I
do say so myself.
Oh yes, you were absolutely hotstuff! Even if you
aged really badly.
Hold on for a second, Rancette. [withheld] is
Rance returns to Internet conversation 6 minutes later.
[withheld] is IMing you! This really doesn't
make any sense, Rance.
Why not, Rancette?
Well, for one thing [withheld] was created after
you claimed the administrative staff took over. How
could you get [withheld]'s screenname if [withheld]'s
name was withheld?
Well, uh, um...
Ha, ha! Rance is now stripped of his power. He
can't even pretend that he is in control of the
blogging world. This is a sad day for bloggers
everywhere and for Hollywood.
Rance logs off, never to be seen or heard from again.