This is fake, just like Rance's call for the "new" Rance was. But if I like your entry, your fabulous post will be posted, having you be the guest-bloggist of the day.
The only reason this stands out is because I've never had a guest-bloggist, so you will be the very first one.
I got the idea for this, when I went to write my "Notes from Rancette" section. Usually I say "I don't have an administrative staff like Rance". I was thinking of being smart earlier and saying "Sorry, no administrative staff. All applicants have been rejected".
But then I caught myself in a lie. No one had applied to be my Administrative Staff.
Rules:
Submit in 350 words or less why you want to be a part of my Administrative Staff.
Duration:
I will leave the contest open for one week or until 3 people submit their entries. Which ever comes last.