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Sunday, 26 September 2004
Celebrities That Drive Me Insane! Part 4
10. Charlotte Church
I was thinking of the lovely people from Wales today. Let's see Tom Jones, Anthony Hopkins, Charlotte Church. Then I stopped dead in my tracks. Charlotte Church isn't lovely. She expressed anti-American sentiment after 9/11.

To top that, her voice doesn't sound all that good. Her recent songs featured a cracked voice. It sucks, I've noticed this about Lee Ann Rimes' new song. Maybe they were impressive as little girl singers, but now they are washed up in my opinion.

11. Shirley MacLaine
There is no movie I've seen with Shirley MacLaine that is bad. Even The Bliss of Mrs. Blossom. Maybe The Trouble With Harry wasn't the greatest movie ever, but #1) she was the greatest thing about that movie and #2) that was her first movie, so I'll have to give her a break. But please. She is a complete nutcase. It is so sad that someone with so much intelligence and talent has to be an astrology/UFO/reincarnation freak. For more info, see her site at shirleymaclaine.com

12. Charlize Theron
Do you see a trend yet? Names that begin with a "Shh" sound. I would have preferred any actress nominated last year to win over this chick. I hadn't seen Monster though, so I believed that maybe she could have done a good job in the role. Well, I saw this movie recently. Watching two hours of lesbian affection is really sickening. Not only was she a lesbian, but a murderer. Murdering came really natural to her character.

I think an Academy Award should have gone to the make-up artist, but not her! But please, when I was watching this movie, I remember thinking how much more I was moved by the girl in Whale Rider or how much more Samantha Morton deserved the award for In America. Maybe Charlize has "paid her dues" for "ten years" of acting in such movies as Reindeer Games or Italian Job. Don't forget one of the worst movies of all time, Sweet November. Can she go straight from those movies to Oscar winning material? I don't really think she made that much of a transition. Monster was boring and pathetic and a waste of my time. If I'm going to see a lesbian-themed movie, The Children's Hour with the aforementioned Shirley MacLaine is a much better bet.

In conclusion, Charlize has been met with the Oscar curse. Her new movie, Head in the Clouds has not been met favorably by critics and probably won't go further than "limited-release". I admit I might have had some interest in that movie had not Charlize been in it.

Yours Truly, rancette at 2:42 PM PDT
Updated: Sunday, 26 September 2004 4:24 PM PDT
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Monday, 27 September 2004 - 1:56 AM PDT

Name: Wakefield
Home Page: http://wakefield07.tripod.com/blog/

Rancette, I couldn't agree with you more on Charlotte Church and Charlize Theron! These two have been getting my goat for some time now. I have never liked Church's voice, it's all froggy and dreadful. If Charlize Theron never makes another film for the rest of her life the world will not miss a thing. I put her in the category with Oscar winner Hilary Swank. The category is: I played a non-pretty and/or freakish character once and made myself look and seem so different just this one time, I must be a great actor give me that golden paycheck-maker! It's just proof of how much of a sham the Oscars are. Al Pacino (just an example) does how many films for how many years before he gets an Oscar and these two haven't done anything by comparison and they get handed the trophy. Pathetic. I thought for sure Oscar would have been calling Pacino's name for Dick Tracy! I agree with others on your list but these two really shine out for me. Thanks for letting me vent. Have a great week.
-Wakefield

Monday, 27 September 2004 - 5:08 AM PDT

Name: rancette

On one hand, I don't think actors should be voted for past performances. On the other, I don't think some newcomer should be voted unless they are beyond stunning. They should have some kind of track record, so their next movie won't contain such bad acting that you think, how in the world did this person get an Oscar, when they really can't act at all?

I mean, I like Halle Berry and all, but if she can't get anything better than Gothika, man, that's pretty pathetic.

I kind of feel for Haley Joel Osment not getting the Oscar. That is sad, but who could tell at that time if that was one good performance, if he'd make a career out of acting, or if only the script was good. Maybe HJ wasn't that great at all. But I think he was. And I think him losing was a case of Academy-snobbery.

My favorite losing moment in Oscar history was when Kate Winslet lost to I forget who. No speech she could have given could have compared to the horrified look on her face. Now I love Kate Winslet to death, but please, she deserved nothing and that movie remains as one of the most overrated!

I had hoped they wouldn't reward Charlize for doing the "let's make myself look ugly" thing. But they did. And it's too bad there's nothing we can do about that, except refuse to see her movies in the future.

Monday, 27 September 2004 - 9:45 AM PDT

Name: princessr9

Shirley McLaine is annoying! And crazy!

I loved Charlotte's first CD, but after that, her voice is totally gone.

I could take or leave Charlize, I won't go see a movie just because she's in it. I confess to loving The Italian Job, but only because of Edward Norton, I think he's fabulous.

Monday, 27 September 2004 - 9:58 AM PDT

Name: rancette

Well, I did see The Italian Job. At first when I heard about the movie, it was being advertised as a Mark Wahlberg and Charlize Theron vehicle. After that, I didn't care what the plot was. I decided not to see it.

But after finding out that it was a remake of a Michael Caine movie and featured Edward Norton and Jason Statham (hottest new actor on the block. And he's BRITISH!!), I decided to see the movie. It wasn't that bad, but let me tell you, Charlize as "the girl" didn't really impress me. It was like she memorized the lines, but she was nothing fantastic. She didn't nail the role. I don't dislike Rachel Weisz that much, but same thing goes for her. She is another actress that is half-hearted and doesn't tend to stun me.

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