4. I'd like to echo Vanessa Lea's statement about how annoying Paris Hilton is. I decided to watch an episode of Simple Life during the first season. The TV wasn't working right, because I think I was housesitting for someone and I didn't know what was wrong. But it was all fuzzy and I'm like "forget this ****". Why should I care about some rich chick with no brains and not an ounce of decency? It's all about class. And maybe she's a millionaire (heir to billions?), but she doesn't know what real class is.
5. Christina Aguilera
This girl can sing. This girl also can dress like trailer trash. I don't want to hear about how women should be able to sleep around with men and not be called hos.
6. Martha Stewart
I don't care if she got jail time. Have you seen Goodfellas? Jail will be a cinch for her. I know she was thinking "OJ got off, so will I." Well, too bad. Next time, either cover your tracks better or don't try to appear so perfect when you're not.
Yours Truly, rancette
at 10:36 AM PDT
Updated: Friday, 24 September 2004 1:15 PM PDT