Rance and Rancette Continued!
Topic: Rance & Rancette
I'm sure you all have been breathlessly waiting for the next installment of Rance & Rancette. I should be working on my new script, but everyone deserves a break, especially if they are as creative as me!

I don't wish to be sued, especially by Rance, so keep in mind this is fiction:

Rancette gasps.  The JPEG reveals an old, wrinkly man,
the actor formerly known as ....

				RANCE
		You won't tell anyone, will you Rancette?

				RANCETTE
			(lying)
		Are you kidding, Rance? I would never!

				RANCE
		What if they offered you a vast sum of money?

				RANCETTE
		You are forgetting something essential, Rancey.  
		You know MY identity.

				RANCE
		First of all, sweetie, don't call me Rancey.  Second 
		of all, I have your picture, but I don't know who 
		the hell you are, because you're a screen-writer.  
		Your face is unrecognizable to me! Even if I did find 
		out who you were, it wouldn't matter, because 
		you're nowhere near as infamous as I am!

				RANCETTE
		Rance, if I can't call you Rancey, you can't call 
		me sweetie. But you're a smart guy.  I'm sure you 
		can figure out a way to keep me from revealing your 
		identity as....

				RANCE
		Don't say it!  Don't say it!

				RANCETTE
		How much will you offer me to keep quiet?

				RANCE
		I'm sure you know this, but I ran out of money 
		already! I was paid a huge advance for my auto-
		biography, but I had to pay off other people;
		so I can't offer you a red cent!

				RANCETTE
		Well, there is one thing you could do that doesn't
		involve paying me anything.

				RANCE
		Rancette, we've already discussed this.  I will
		not permit you to take over my blog!

				RANCETTE
		But I'd let you guest-host anytime you pleased!  I
		post way more on my blog than you do yours. Just look
		at the entries in the last 48 hours!

				RANCE
		I know.  But I have had my blog longer than you,
		Rancette.  How do I know that the excitement of 
		having a blog won't wear off?  I have thousands
		of disappointed fans to think of, Rancette.  You
		just don't have the experience or the notoriety.

				RANCETTE
		Oh, please.  You have a following of hundreds at the 
		most!  Thousands?  Give me a break, Rance!

TO BE CONTINUED...